Damn. This is going to be tougher than I thought. Even for the motobasturds.
Thanks for all the well wishes guys. I’d like to tell you I’m getting back to normal but that’d be a big lie since I’ve never been much for normal. If I can get up in the morning I count that as a reason to keep moving till I collapse. If you want some advise, stay away from the sharps.
Anybody got any good biker recipes or road kill recipes? Send ‘em in. We’ll try em and put ‘em up if they’re any good.
I know most of you motobasturds out there could give a crap about what you eat since most of you are so busy wrenching or riding that you probably don’t even take the time to get one square a day but a guys gotta eat some time. On top of that we know the best food is found in the biker dives and roadhouses. As well as the most interesting restrooms . . . well that’s for another comic.
Let’s face it. Once you realize you’re a motobasturd you’re screwed. All you think about is motorbikes. All you dream about is motorbikes. All you talk about is motorbikes. All your friends are other motobasturds. Isn’t it great!
For most of us doing what you’re told is the best thing to do. If you’re a motobasturd doing what ever comes to mind at the moment is the ONLY thing you can do.