Come on, what’s with the matching outfits that some couples wear when they’re out riding? Do you know what you look like guys? Let’s get a grip. Mom’s not dressing you anymore. Matching outfits were fine if you are 3 years old and you have a twin. And if your girl wants to dress like you grab that greasy pair of jeans and the T-shirt that still has salsa stains on the front and dried snot on the sleeves from last weeks ride. Come to think of it you might get lucky and she’ll decide to stay home and paint her toenails.
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Only time I ever had a problem with matching outfits was when the girl had more facial hair than me. Guys kept saying how cute it was that “he” let me ride in front…
Does it count if our socks match ? Maybe. A little. Well not really. Ok nevermind.