Are you a motobasturd? Eat, sleep and drink motorbikes? Most of your buddies ride bikes also? Have you got old bike magazines laying around from 1987? You’ve got motorcycle parts in the shed thick with dust that you can’t remember what they’ve come off of? Or worse, you do know what they came off of and plan on using them someday when you get that bike you owned back in 1963 as soon as your buddy is done with it because he still hasn’t gotten his bike back together. Some people might call it a sickness. Don’t worry, it’s not contagious. You’re just a freakin’ motobasturd.

Old Easyriders, check.
Friends that ride, not any more.
Bike parts, not any more.
Dam. I really need to reassess my general direction.
Something tells me I just might be the original one…